- Baby: M-m
- Mom: Mama?
- Baby: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
If they show sports events at bars why don’t they show tv shows?
someone should get to making a fandom bar.
no but can you imagine? fandom themed drinks, tv show maraton nights, discount to cosplayers, and special season finale events.WHY ISNT THIS A THING??!!
because none of you ever leave the house nor are you old enough to drink
i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them
when you meet a bunch of relatives who claim to remember you
taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 3 hours? in 9 years?? no one can be sure
dads are either too nice or assholes there is no in between
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’